Last week for my last Monday of employment, I decided on something subtle....jean shorts or "jorts" as I was publicly ridiculed for when I arrived, and Jimmy Choo disco ball pumps.
I purchased these Jimmy Choos a couple of years ago for my 20 year high school reunion. It was quite the internal battle. They are by far the most expensive shoes that I own (even now), but I had the strict task of "showing bitches how it's done". I adore them. They sit on a shelf in my closet and I dream of the next time I will wear them....which happened to be a Monday morning. Nothing like classing up a pair of jorts with a pair of Choos while you wait for your iced 2 pump chai soy latte.
Did you catch the light patch on my left leg that looks similar to some sort of skin ailment? There's a story there. All of that self tanning last week preparing for my retirement party when a determined mosquito decided he was going to suck my blood AND shame me. Apparently treating a bug bite with Tiger Balm provides the most awesome relief, but it temporarily makes the skin unsusceptible to properly developing tanning cream. Sooooo, I have light patch that I desperately tried to color in with a Q Tip. Fail.
Jean Shorts: BLANKNYC Roll Up Jean Short Shirt: Madewell Striped Linen V-Neck (sold out but similar here) Watch: Baume and Mercier Riviera Watch Shoes: Jimmy Choo Glitter Private Sandals (similar here)
